Understanding Fucking WCAG

• 1. Perceivable
• SC 1.1.1 Non-text Content
• Give a fucking textual alternative for your images and other visual shit
• SC 1.2.1 Audio-only and video-only (Prerecorded)
• Make sure you provide a fucking equivalent alternative
• SC 1.2.2 Captions (Prerecorded)
• Caption your shit. Everyone benefits.
• SC 1.2.3 Audio Description or Media Alternative
• Describe shit that's happening visually for those who can't see it
• SC 1.2.4 Captions (Live)
• Live shit needs captions too
• SC 1.2.5 Audio description (Prerecorded)
• Provide some fucking dialog explaining shit that's happening
• SC 1.3.1 Information and Relationships
• Make sure shit that makes sense visually also makes sense structurally. Don't just make text large, use a fucking heading. Don't just add dots, use a fucking list.
• SC 1.3.2 Meaningful Sequence
• Put shit in order
• SC 1.3.3 Sensory Characteristics
• Don't ask a blind guy to "hand you that red cup over there", you dummy
• SC 1.3.4 Orientation
• Gayyyyyy! lol jk this actually means you can turn your mobile shit on its side
• SC 1.3.5 Input Purpose
• Make sure you identify what shit you're asking for
• SC 1.4.1 Use of Color
• Don't ever fucking rely on color alone to indicate something
• SC 1.4.2 Audio Control
• Turn down that fucking noise
• SC 1.4.3 Contrast (Minimum)
• Use good colors so people can read your shit
• SC 1.4.4 Resize Text
• Make sure your website doesn't shit the bed when it's zoomed to 200%
• SC 1.4.5 Images of Text
• Just don't. Unless it's a logo.
• SC 1.4.10 Reflow
• I shouldn't have to fucking scroll to figure out what you're on about
• SC 1.4.11 Non-text Contrast
• Form shit
• SC 1.4.12 Text Spacing
• Keming lol
• 2. Operable
• SC 2.1.1 Keyboard
• Can you do all the same shit with a keyboard you can do with a mouse?
• SC 2.1.2 No keyboard trap
• Do you need this one fucking explained?
• SC 2.1.4 Character Key Shortcuts
• Press Alt + F4 and find out.
• SC 2.2.1 Timing Adjustable
• Don't fucking hurry me, damn
• SC 2.2.2 Pause, Stop, Hide
• Make sure when shit flashes and moves you can cut that shit out
• SC 2.3.1 Three flashes or Below Threshold
• Stop trying to make people wig out DJ Skrillex
• SC 2.4.1 Bypass Blocks
• Don't make me tab through a bunch of unnecessary shit to get where I want
• SC 2.4.2 Page Titled
• Like you never walked into a room and forgot where you were...
• SC 2.4.3 Focus Order
• Again, put shit in order
• SC 2.4.4 Link Purpose
• "Click here" doesn't tell me shit
• SC 2.4.5 Multiple Ways
• Let me find where the fuck I wanna go
• SC 2.4.6 Headings and Labels
• Think newspapers then get your head out of your ass because it's 2026 and nobody reads newspapers any more
• SC 2.4.7 Focus Visible
• Where the fuck is my keyboard focus?
• SC 2.4.11 Focus Not Obscured (Minimum)
• Make sure when you toggle shit on the page that it doesn't start covering up other shit
• SC 2.5.1 Pointer Gestures
• Provide a fucking alternative to gestures
• SC 2.5.2 Pointer Cancellation
• Make sure people can actually fucking use your shitty gestures
• SC 2.5.3 Label in Name
• Make sure the accessible name and visible name fucking match. I can't use voice commands to say "click submit" when your dumb ass called it something else in the code.
• SC 2.5.4 Motion Actuation
• Provide a fucking alternative to motion
• SC 2.5.7 Dragging Movements
• Provide a fucking fallback for drag and drop
• SC 2.5.8 Target Size (Minimum)
• What is this? A control for ANTS?
• 3. Understandable
• SC 3.1.1 Language of Page
• English, motherfucker! Do you speak it?
• SC 3.1.2 Language of Parts
• Hasta la vista, baby!
• SC 3.2.1 On Focus
• Don't just be doing shit without the user telling you to
• SC 3.2.2 On Input
• Lemme finish using this dropdown before you make a change, damn
• SC 3.2.3 Consistent Navigation
• Be consistent with how you poke around
• SC 3.2.4 Consistent Identification
• Be consistent with the names and roles you use
• SC 3.2.6 Consistent Help
• Be consistent with your structure
• SC 3.3.1 Error Identification
• Why didn't the fucking form submit?
• SC 3.3.2 Labels or Instructions
• What's the point of this fucking form field?
• SC 3.3.3 Error Suggestion
• Ok it's broke how do I fix it?
• SC 3.3.4 Error Prevention (Legal, Financial, Data)
• You sure you wanna do that? Let's review and double check.
• SC 3.3.7 Redundant Entry
• Did I fucking stutter?
• SC 3.3.8 Accessible Authenitcation (Minimum)
• Are you a fucking robot?
• 4. Robust
• SC 4.1.1 Parsing
• How old are you, bro? This shit's deprecated.
• SC 4.1.2 Name, Role, Value
• Who is your daddy and what does he do?
• SC 4.1.3 Status Messages
• Alert users of important shit in a way that everyone's alerted